Random Convo 2

It started with me (alundquist) posting a pic I did on FaceinHole.com with my face on KStew’s body. I stuck my tongue in to Rob’s vitual mouth and thought I looked retarded

SparkleVaJayJay:
@alundquist well of course. Rpattz is eye ducking u n touching yer bum

SparkleVaJayJay:
@alundquist if it was jax I'd be humping his legg

alundquist:
@SparkleVaJayJay :D It brings a whole new meaning to doggie-style LOL

SparkleVaJayJay:
@alundquist lol if I start barkin ignore me lol

alundquist:
@SparkleVaJayJay Grrrrrr *woof*

SparkleVaJayJay:
@alundquist Bagahaha 'grandma why do we hear barking at nite when we dont have a dog?'

alundquist:
@SparkleVaJayJay HAHAHA! YES - WIN!

Clairererj:
@alundquist @SparkleVaJayJay Ok, I mmay have just fallen off the sofa laughing!!!

alundquist:
@SparkleVaJayJay It's just grandma getting her rabies shot - Grandma was having this odd white froth around the mouth :D

SparkleVaJayJay:
@alundquist 'grandma. Why r there dog collars n chains in the closet. When I've never owned a dog?'

SparkleVaJayJay:
@alundquist ' sometimes poppa jax looses his keys. So he keeps them on the chain attacked to the collar on his neck so he won't lose them'

SparkleVaJayJay:
Sit girl sit!! Stayyyyy RT @Clairererj

alundquist:
@SparkleVaJayJay Grandma, why is there 7 different whips in the closet - You don't ride horses

Clairererj:
@alundquist @SparkleVaJayJay LMFAO!!!!! 'Roll over'

SparkleVaJayJay:
Wannna coookie?!? Do ya doya RT @Clairererj

SparkleVaJayJay:
I ride grandpa :)

alundquist:
@SparkleVaJayJay I'm putting this into word!

SparkleVaJayJay:
@alundquist hahaha word to yer grandmotha

alundquist:
@SparkleVaJayJay There is a serious lack of baby batter, baby juice, skin-babies [insert other term for sperm here...] in this convo

josefin5:
Why do you guys always have to do this when I'm not at home. Stop being funny. ;)

alundquist:
@josefin5 Are you talking to us? We're just talking about granny-sex!

SparkleVaJayJay:
@alundquist hahaha man sprinkles hahaha. Got that from Lisa’s request for sprinkles

alundquist:
@SparkleVaJayJay I LIKE IT! I'm like a cake! I only get better with frosting and sprinkles LOL

josefin5:
@alundquist Yes Yes. You. Lol.

alundquist:
@josefin5 Well... It's going in the blog LOL - Now you're in it too, along with the skin-babies and sprinkles LOL

alundquist:
@SparkleVaJayJay Where did my VaJayJay go? *looks around*

SparkleVaJayJay:
@alundquist I hope yer vajayjay is still between ur thighs. If not. U got a problem lol

SparkleVaJayJay:
@alundquist lmao. Each tittie is a cupcake

alundquist:
@SparkleVaJayJay Tasty treats - Served on a platter from Victoria's Secret :D LOL

SparkleVaJayJay:
@alundquist mmm finger lickin good.

josefin5:
@alundquist lol. I really didn't add anything.

alundquist:
@josefin5 Nope! But we live on people calling us funny - Well that and baby-juice

littlesecret84:
You people are sick. And sad. So, so sad. Pathetic. I pity you.

[Authors note: Actually I don’t think that one had anything to do with us, but it just fit in perfectly right there LOL]

SparkleVaJayJay:
@alundquist if we keep eating babies. We won't fit into VS

alundquist:
@SparkleVaJayJay VS?

SparkleVaJayJay:
Victoria secret lol RT @alundquist

alundquist:
@SparkleVaJayJay Ahhhh brain fart moment...

SparkleVaJayJay:
@alundquist haha sorry I got baby batter brain. Nothing but mush

alundquist:
@SparkleVaJayJay God - We are a man's dream! If we literally have nothing else on our brain than munching man sprinkles LOL

SparkleVaJayJay:
@alundquist it's true. We'd have black eyes but great skin. We'd have to fuxk off the calories. Babies r fattening

SparkleVaJayJay:
@alundquist it's how I got fat. I was too lazy to spit haha

alundquist:
@SparkleVaJayJay We're so alike - That's how I got fat too LOL

SparkleVaJayJay:
@alundquist they Say plump girls suck it like no other. We can explain to the skinnies why that is!!

SparkleVaJayJay:
@alundquist 'grandma why r u so fat even tho u work out at the gym' 'spit don't swallow kiddies' makin the world skinny one load at a time

alundquist:
@SparkleVaJayJay Well I do suck jolly well! But baby batter goes straight to my ass LOL

SparkleVaJayJay:
@alundquist n if u don't swallow it!! It goes right to yer gut!!!

alundquist:
@SparkleVaJayJay EXACTLY!

alundquist:
@SparkleVaJayJay It goes to the ass when they aim high but shoot low LOL

SparkleVaJayJay:
@alundquist lmao. Horrible. My grandma wouldn't like these convos lmao

alundquist:
@SparkleVaJayJay My grandma wouldn't even believe I could have written these words LOL

alundquist:
@SparkleVaJayJay BRB - My laptop is fucking with me - Kinda disgusting really - I have no interest in tasting its pixel-babies

SparkleVaJayJay:
Pixel babies lmao RT @alundquist

alundquist:
@SparkleVaJayJay I just think my computer was having a stroke over the excessive use of babies - It has commitment issues!

SparkleVaJayJay:
@alundquist on yer back?

alundquist:
@SparkleVaJayJay Am I on my back? No, not yet - But the night is still young *wink* LOL

SparkleVaJayJay:
@alundquist haha no commitments when u injest them lol

SparkleVaJayJay:
@alundquist night is young n the chocolate peens r cooling!!!

alundquist:
@SparkleVaJayJay No, my computer has it's non-commitment babies on my tits - It likes it like that LOL

alundquist:
@SparkleVaJayJay Much like American TV, my tits gets pixilated with pixel-babies LOL

SparkleVaJayJay:
@alundquist lmao