Random Convo 3

So today The Grandmas decided to converse over baking, it turns out
that ALundquist is quite the baker in the kitchen!!
Something as simple as pies and cinnamon buns can turn into a
converstaion with Grandma :D


@SparkleVaJayJay : hows those pies coming along? when ever someone
makes pie i think of the scene in American pie HAHAH

@ALundquist: :D! The pie dough was very crumbly today, so was hard to
work with, but the cinnamon rolls are good!

@SparkleVaJayJay: i hope your not molesting pies??

@ALundquist: I wouldn't even know how to do that :D LOL RT

@SparkleVaJayJay: @ALundquist i hope your not molesting pies??

@SparkelVaJayJay: oo god your molesting cinnnnnnnamon rolls?

@ALundquist: Again! How does one DO that??? LMAO RT

@SparkleVaJayJay: @ALundquist oo god your molesting cinnnnnnnamon
rolls?

@ALundquist: Cinnamon roll are not very comfortable :P

@SparkleVaJayJay: mushy unless u over cook em HAHA ewwww

@SparkleVaJayJay u will end up with a cinnabird

@ALundquist: Oh gross! I think I'll keep the cinnabuns away from
the snatch LOL

@ALundquist: It does have a ring to it, doesn't it! "Granma, often
made cinnasnatch for granpa. He liked it spicy" LOL

@SparkelVaJayJay: hah cinnabun cinnasnatch sounds delicious!!

@SparkelVaJayJay: BAAHAHAHAHHA It was better then Toast for
breakfast! It was like Desert before the meal!

@ALundquist: Always eat dessert first :D

@SparkelVaJayJay: "nanny how come i cant have dessert before supper"
" Cinnamon causes babies, your too young"

@ALundquist: HAHAHA LOL

@josefin5 : @SparkleVaJayJay @ALundquist You two!!! LMAO Stop. I'm
trying to work here.

@ALundquist: - @SparkleVaJayJay @Josefin5
- Just thought I add a little visual "taster" :D

@SparkelVaJayJay: "grandma, why do u always have so much cinnamon in
the house, but i never see u bake it any of it" "Grandfather likes it
Raw"

@Josefin5: @SparkleVaJayJay @ALundquist Now I'm hungry. Can someone
get me something to eat?

@josefin5 @ALundquist did u want some cinnasnatch??

@twilighter_87 : u 2 @SparkleVaJayJay @ALundquist really has a talent
of ur own, when u can make cinnamon into something dirty lol

[This convo, was lovingly edited by Miss VaJayJay]

Random Convo 2

It started with me (alundquist) posting a pic I did on FaceinHole.com with my face on KStew’s body. I stuck my tongue in to Rob’s vitual mouth and thought I looked retarded

SparkleVaJayJay:
@alundquist well of course. Rpattz is eye ducking u n touching yer bum

SparkleVaJayJay:
@alundquist if it was jax I'd be humping his legg

alundquist:
@SparkleVaJayJay :D It brings a whole new meaning to doggie-style LOL

SparkleVaJayJay:
@alundquist lol if I start barkin ignore me lol

alundquist:
@SparkleVaJayJay Grrrrrr *woof*

SparkleVaJayJay:
@alundquist Bagahaha 'grandma why do we hear barking at nite when we dont have a dog?'

alundquist:
@SparkleVaJayJay HAHAHA! YES - WIN!

Clairererj:
@alundquist @SparkleVaJayJay Ok, I mmay have just fallen off the sofa laughing!!!

alundquist:
@SparkleVaJayJay It's just grandma getting her rabies shot - Grandma was having this odd white froth around the mouth :D

SparkleVaJayJay:
@alundquist 'grandma. Why r there dog collars n chains in the closet. When I've never owned a dog?'

SparkleVaJayJay:
@alundquist ' sometimes poppa jax looses his keys. So he keeps them on the chain attacked to the collar on his neck so he won't lose them'

SparkleVaJayJay:
Sit girl sit!! Stayyyyy RT @Clairererj

alundquist:
@SparkleVaJayJay Grandma, why is there 7 different whips in the closet - You don't ride horses

Clairererj:
@alundquist @SparkleVaJayJay LMFAO!!!!! 'Roll over'

SparkleVaJayJay:
Wannna coookie?!? Do ya doya RT @Clairererj

SparkleVaJayJay:
I ride grandpa :)

alundquist:
@SparkleVaJayJay I'm putting this into word!

SparkleVaJayJay:
@alundquist hahaha word to yer grandmotha

alundquist:
@SparkleVaJayJay There is a serious lack of baby batter, baby juice, skin-babies [insert other term for sperm here...] in this convo

josefin5:
Why do you guys always have to do this when I'm not at home. Stop being funny. ;)

alundquist:
@josefin5 Are you talking to us? We're just talking about granny-sex!

SparkleVaJayJay:
@alundquist hahaha man sprinkles hahaha. Got that from Lisa’s request for sprinkles

alundquist:
@SparkleVaJayJay I LIKE IT! I'm like a cake! I only get better with frosting and sprinkles LOL

josefin5:
@alundquist Yes Yes. You. Lol.

alundquist:
@josefin5 Well... It's going in the blog LOL - Now you're in it too, along with the skin-babies and sprinkles LOL

alundquist:
@SparkleVaJayJay Where did my VaJayJay go? *looks around*

SparkleVaJayJay:
@alundquist I hope yer vajayjay is still between ur thighs. If not. U got a problem lol

SparkleVaJayJay:
@alundquist lmao. Each tittie is a cupcake

alundquist:
@SparkleVaJayJay Tasty treats - Served on a platter from Victoria's Secret :D LOL

SparkleVaJayJay:
@alundquist mmm finger lickin good.

josefin5:
@alundquist lol. I really didn't add anything.

alundquist:
@josefin5 Nope! But we live on people calling us funny - Well that and baby-juice

littlesecret84:
You people are sick. And sad. So, so sad. Pathetic. I pity you.

[Authors note: Actually I don’t think that one had anything to do with us, but it just fit in perfectly right there LOL]

SparkleVaJayJay:
@alundquist if we keep eating babies. We won't fit into VS

alundquist:
@SparkleVaJayJay VS?

SparkleVaJayJay:
Victoria secret lol RT @alundquist

alundquist:
@SparkleVaJayJay Ahhhh brain fart moment...

SparkleVaJayJay:
@alundquist haha sorry I got baby batter brain. Nothing but mush

alundquist:
@SparkleVaJayJay God - We are a man's dream! If we literally have nothing else on our brain than munching man sprinkles LOL

SparkleVaJayJay:
@alundquist it's true. We'd have black eyes but great skin. We'd have to fuxk off the calories. Babies r fattening

SparkleVaJayJay:
@alundquist it's how I got fat. I was too lazy to spit haha

alundquist:
@SparkleVaJayJay We're so alike - That's how I got fat too LOL

SparkleVaJayJay:
@alundquist they Say plump girls suck it like no other. We can explain to the skinnies why that is!!

SparkleVaJayJay:
@alundquist 'grandma why r u so fat even tho u work out at the gym' 'spit don't swallow kiddies' makin the world skinny one load at a time

alundquist:
@SparkleVaJayJay Well I do suck jolly well! But baby batter goes straight to my ass LOL

SparkleVaJayJay:
@alundquist n if u don't swallow it!! It goes right to yer gut!!!

alundquist:
@SparkleVaJayJay EXACTLY!

alundquist:
@SparkleVaJayJay It goes to the ass when they aim high but shoot low LOL

SparkleVaJayJay:
@alundquist lmao. Horrible. My grandma wouldn't like these convos lmao

alundquist:
@SparkleVaJayJay My grandma wouldn't even believe I could have written these words LOL

alundquist:
@SparkleVaJayJay BRB - My laptop is fucking with me - Kinda disgusting really - I have no interest in tasting its pixel-babies

SparkleVaJayJay:
Pixel babies lmao RT @alundquist

alundquist:
@SparkleVaJayJay I just think my computer was having a stroke over the excessive use of babies - It has commitment issues!

SparkleVaJayJay:
@alundquist on yer back?

alundquist:
@SparkleVaJayJay Am I on my back? No, not yet - But the night is still young *wink* LOL

SparkleVaJayJay:
@alundquist haha no commitments when u injest them lol

SparkleVaJayJay:
@alundquist night is young n the chocolate peens r cooling!!!

alundquist:
@SparkleVaJayJay No, my computer has it's non-commitment babies on my tits - It likes it like that LOL

alundquist:
@SparkleVaJayJay Much like American TV, my tits gets pixilated with pixel-babies LOL

SparkleVaJayJay:
@alundquist lmao

You know you want one!

The sweetest @twilighter_87 has made this for us!
This deserves an entry of it's own!
You know you want one.....

All About Grandma - Conversations Between Pervs

This is the first blog - It all got started just hours ago on Twitter.... A comment led to a conversation. A conversation that deserves never to be forgotten!

@Clairererj: @SparkleVaJayJay Lol, everyone's swalloing everything!!!

@ALundquist: @Clairererj @SparkleVaJayJay I swallow all the time LOL

@Clairererj: @alundquist Good girl!!!

@SparkleVaJayJay: good to kno LMAO @alundquist @Clairererj @SparkleVaJayJay I swallow all the time LOL

@ALundquist: @SparkleVaJayJay It's good info to have :D LOL

@SparkleVaJayJay: @alundquist hahaa yes.. i suppose it is.. u need a tshirt that says - Im a nice girl.. and on the back - mean girls spit, nice girls swallow

@ALundquist: @SparkleVaJayJay I DO need that shirt!!!

@SparkleVaJayJay: @alundquist yes u do!! nothing like public advertising LMAO

@ALundquist: @SparkleVaJayJay Well I am single... I'm as well flaunt the assets LOL

@SparkleVaJayJay: @alundquist haha well dont complain when u have 'whats with mary' hair n your blind in one eye

@ALundquist: @SparkleVaJayJay HAHA! Hmm maybe not then

@SparkleVaJayJay: @alundquist LMAO ' hey dear why do u have a black eye' 'oo i wore this shirt, and got attacked by dicks.. no pun'

@ALundquist: @SparkleVaJayJay Awesome anecdote to tell the grandchildren one day though LOL

@SparkleVaJayJay: @alundquist "Grandma, how did u get such nice skin on your face, not a wrinkle?!" "oo granbabies,, alot of boys missed"

@ALundquist: @SparkleVaJayJay Oh Nasty.... Grandma was covered in failed-skin-babies!

@SparkleVaJayJay: @alundquist your a walking abortion clinic.. "grandma killed babies for breakfast"

@ALundquist: @SparkleVaJayJay God! Must bleach brain now.... I have some pretty fucked up pictures in my head now!

@ALundquist: @SparkleVaJayJay Oh God! We have some sick minds.....

@SparkleVaJayJay: @alundquist i tell lex that i shoulda ate her when her bones were soft.. gonna be a shock when she gets older n understand that LOL

@ALundquist: @SparkleVaJayJay Yeah... that's what you wanna hear from your mother....

@SparkleVaJayJay: @alundquist HAHAHA this should all be documented!!

@ALundquist: @SparkleVaJayJay It's on Twitter. It never goes away

@ALundquist: @SparkleVaJayJay Dude... we should make a blog with all these nasty things. We're like the porn-version of LTT

@SparkleVaJayJay: @alundquist HAHAHAHAHAHA do it up!

@SparkleVaJayJay: @alundquist call it.. All About Grandma

@ALundquist: @SparkleVaJayJay sub-titled convo's between pervs

@SparkleVaJayJay: @alundquist hahaha something for the grand kids to read!

@ALundquist: @SparkleVaJayJay Exactly.... I'm so doing this... I'll send you the link afterwards

@SparkleVaJayJay: @alundquist yes!!!

This is how this blog started...
We are highly disturbed humans, with a love for perverseness and Twi.

Hopefully there will be many more conversations like this one, to document in the future...