Random Convo 2

It started with me (alundquist) posting a pic I did on FaceinHole.com with my face on KStew’s body. I stuck my tongue in to Rob’s vitual mouth and thought I looked retarded

SparkleVaJayJay:
@alundquist well of course. Rpattz is eye ducking u n touching yer bum

SparkleVaJayJay:
@alundquist if it was jax I'd be humping his legg

alundquist:
@SparkleVaJayJay :D It brings a whole new meaning to doggie-style LOL

SparkleVaJayJay:
@alundquist lol if I start barkin ignore me lol

alundquist:
@SparkleVaJayJay Grrrrrr *woof*

SparkleVaJayJay:
@alundquist Bagahaha 'grandma why do we hear barking at nite when we dont have a dog?'

alundquist:
@SparkleVaJayJay HAHAHA! YES - WIN!

Clairererj:
@alundquist @SparkleVaJayJay Ok, I mmay have just fallen off the sofa laughing!!!

alundquist:
@SparkleVaJayJay It's just grandma getting her rabies shot - Grandma was having this odd white froth around the mouth :D

SparkleVaJayJay:
@alundquist 'grandma. Why r there dog collars n chains in the closet. When I've never owned a dog?'

SparkleVaJayJay:
@alundquist ' sometimes poppa jax looses his keys. So he keeps them on the chain attacked to the collar on his neck so he won't lose them'

SparkleVaJayJay:
Sit girl sit!! Stayyyyy RT @Clairererj

alundquist:
@SparkleVaJayJay Grandma, why is there 7 different whips in the closet - You don't ride horses

Clairererj:
@alundquist @SparkleVaJayJay LMFAO!!!!! 'Roll over'

SparkleVaJayJay:
Wannna coookie?!? Do ya doya RT @Clairererj

SparkleVaJayJay:
I ride grandpa :)

alundquist:
@SparkleVaJayJay I'm putting this into word!

SparkleVaJayJay:
@alundquist hahaha word to yer grandmotha

alundquist:
@SparkleVaJayJay There is a serious lack of baby batter, baby juice, skin-babies [insert other term for sperm here...] in this convo

josefin5:
Why do you guys always have to do this when I'm not at home. Stop being funny. ;)

alundquist:
@josefin5 Are you talking to us? We're just talking about granny-sex!

SparkleVaJayJay:
@alundquist hahaha man sprinkles hahaha. Got that from Lisa’s request for sprinkles

alundquist:
@SparkleVaJayJay I LIKE IT! I'm like a cake! I only get better with frosting and sprinkles LOL

josefin5:
@alundquist Yes Yes. You. Lol.

alundquist:
@josefin5 Well... It's going in the blog LOL - Now you're in it too, along with the skin-babies and sprinkles LOL

alundquist:
@SparkleVaJayJay Where did my VaJayJay go? *looks around*

SparkleVaJayJay:
@alundquist I hope yer vajayjay is still between ur thighs. If not. U got a problem lol

SparkleVaJayJay:
@alundquist lmao. Each tittie is a cupcake

alundquist:
@SparkleVaJayJay Tasty treats - Served on a platter from Victoria's Secret :D LOL

SparkleVaJayJay:
@alundquist mmm finger lickin good.

josefin5:
@alundquist lol. I really didn't add anything.

alundquist:
@josefin5 Nope! But we live on people calling us funny - Well that and baby-juice

littlesecret84:
You people are sick. And sad. So, so sad. Pathetic. I pity you.

[Authors note: Actually I don’t think that one had anything to do with us, but it just fit in perfectly right there LOL]

SparkleVaJayJay:
@alundquist if we keep eating babies. We won't fit into VS

alundquist:
@SparkleVaJayJay VS?

SparkleVaJayJay:
Victoria secret lol RT @alundquist

alundquist:
@SparkleVaJayJay Ahhhh brain fart moment...

SparkleVaJayJay:
@alundquist haha sorry I got baby batter brain. Nothing but mush

alundquist:
@SparkleVaJayJay God - We are a man's dream! If we literally have nothing else on our brain than munching man sprinkles LOL

SparkleVaJayJay:
@alundquist it's true. We'd have black eyes but great skin. We'd have to fuxk off the calories. Babies r fattening

SparkleVaJayJay:
@alundquist it's how I got fat. I was too lazy to spit haha

alundquist:
@SparkleVaJayJay We're so alike - That's how I got fat too LOL

SparkleVaJayJay:
@alundquist they Say plump girls suck it like no other. We can explain to the skinnies why that is!!

SparkleVaJayJay:
@alundquist 'grandma why r u so fat even tho u work out at the gym' 'spit don't swallow kiddies' makin the world skinny one load at a time

alundquist:
@SparkleVaJayJay Well I do suck jolly well! But baby batter goes straight to my ass LOL

SparkleVaJayJay:
@alundquist n if u don't swallow it!! It goes right to yer gut!!!

alundquist:
@SparkleVaJayJay EXACTLY!

alundquist:
@SparkleVaJayJay It goes to the ass when they aim high but shoot low LOL

SparkleVaJayJay:
@alundquist lmao. Horrible. My grandma wouldn't like these convos lmao

alundquist:
@SparkleVaJayJay My grandma wouldn't even believe I could have written these words LOL

alundquist:
@SparkleVaJayJay BRB - My laptop is fucking with me - Kinda disgusting really - I have no interest in tasting its pixel-babies

SparkleVaJayJay:
Pixel babies lmao RT @alundquist

alundquist:
@SparkleVaJayJay I just think my computer was having a stroke over the excessive use of babies - It has commitment issues!

SparkleVaJayJay:
@alundquist on yer back?

alundquist:
@SparkleVaJayJay Am I on my back? No, not yet - But the night is still young *wink* LOL

SparkleVaJayJay:
@alundquist haha no commitments when u injest them lol

SparkleVaJayJay:
@alundquist night is young n the chocolate peens r cooling!!!

alundquist:
@SparkleVaJayJay No, my computer has it's non-commitment babies on my tits - It likes it like that LOL

alundquist:
@SparkleVaJayJay Much like American TV, my tits gets pixilated with pixel-babies LOL

SparkleVaJayJay:
@alundquist lmao

All About Grandma - Conversations Between Pervs

This is the first blog - It all got started just hours ago on Twitter.... A comment led to a conversation. A conversation that deserves never to be forgotten!

@Clairererj: @SparkleVaJayJay Lol, everyone's swalloing everything!!!

@ALundquist: @Clairererj @SparkleVaJayJay I swallow all the time LOL

@Clairererj: @alundquist Good girl!!!

@SparkleVaJayJay: good to kno LMAO @alundquist @Clairererj @SparkleVaJayJay I swallow all the time LOL

@ALundquist: @SparkleVaJayJay It's good info to have :D LOL

@SparkleVaJayJay: @alundquist hahaa yes.. i suppose it is.. u need a tshirt that says - Im a nice girl.. and on the back - mean girls spit, nice girls swallow

@ALundquist: @SparkleVaJayJay I DO need that shirt!!!

@SparkleVaJayJay: @alundquist yes u do!! nothing like public advertising LMAO

@ALundquist: @SparkleVaJayJay Well I am single... I'm as well flaunt the assets LOL

@SparkleVaJayJay: @alundquist haha well dont complain when u have 'whats with mary' hair n your blind in one eye

@ALundquist: @SparkleVaJayJay HAHA! Hmm maybe not then

@SparkleVaJayJay: @alundquist LMAO ' hey dear why do u have a black eye' 'oo i wore this shirt, and got attacked by dicks.. no pun'

@ALundquist: @SparkleVaJayJay Awesome anecdote to tell the grandchildren one day though LOL

@SparkleVaJayJay: @alundquist "Grandma, how did u get such nice skin on your face, not a wrinkle?!" "oo granbabies,, alot of boys missed"

@ALundquist: @SparkleVaJayJay Oh Nasty.... Grandma was covered in failed-skin-babies!

@SparkleVaJayJay: @alundquist your a walking abortion clinic.. "grandma killed babies for breakfast"

@ALundquist: @SparkleVaJayJay God! Must bleach brain now.... I have some pretty fucked up pictures in my head now!

@ALundquist: @SparkleVaJayJay Oh God! We have some sick minds.....

@SparkleVaJayJay: @alundquist i tell lex that i shoulda ate her when her bones were soft.. gonna be a shock when she gets older n understand that LOL

@ALundquist: @SparkleVaJayJay Yeah... that's what you wanna hear from your mother....

@SparkleVaJayJay: @alundquist HAHAHA this should all be documented!!

@ALundquist: @SparkleVaJayJay It's on Twitter. It never goes away

@ALundquist: @SparkleVaJayJay Dude... we should make a blog with all these nasty things. We're like the porn-version of LTT

@SparkleVaJayJay: @alundquist HAHAHAHAHAHA do it up!

@SparkleVaJayJay: @alundquist call it.. All About Grandma

@ALundquist: @SparkleVaJayJay sub-titled convo's between pervs

@SparkleVaJayJay: @alundquist hahaha something for the grand kids to read!

@ALundquist: @SparkleVaJayJay Exactly.... I'm so doing this... I'll send you the link afterwards

@SparkleVaJayJay: @alundquist yes!!!

This is how this blog started...
We are highly disturbed humans, with a love for perverseness and Twi.

Hopefully there will be many more conversations like this one, to document in the future...